An elderly Pope touched down in New York—not to crowds, but to a sleek limo waiting for him. With a cheeky sparkle in his eye, he waved the driver over. “Hey, mind if I take the wheel for a spin?” The driver, stunned but excited, said yes.
Next thing you know, the Pope is flooring it through the city at 100 mph! Of course, a cop car pulls them over. When the officer sees who’s driving, he does a double take and calls his sergeant.
“I stopped a limo, but the driver? Well, it’s kinda… the Pope himself.”
“More important than the mayor?”
“Yep.”
“The governor?”
“Higher.”
“The President?”
“Even higher.”
“So who is it?!”
“I don’t know… but the Pope’s driving for him.”
Then, there’s this gem: a priest got pulled over for speeding. The officer smells booze and spots an empty wine bottle.
“Father, have you been drinking?”
“Just water, officer.”
“Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks down and says, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”
Proof that even the holiest can sneak in a little fun — because sometimes faith and a sense of humor go hand in hand.
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