A police officer stopped an elderly man driving a pickup truck overflowing with ducks. “Sir, you can’t just let ducks roam around downtown. Take them to the zoo—now,” the officer ordered. The old man nodded and drove off.
The next day, the officer saw the same truck, still packed with ducks—but this time, they were all wearing sunglasses. Irritated, he pulled the man over again and said, “I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!”
The man smiled and said, “I did! But today, they wanted to go to the beach!”
In another small-town encounter, a cop pulled over a speeding driver. “Save it,” the officer snapped when the man tried to explain. “You’re going to cool off in a cell until the chief returns.”
“But I—” the man tried again. “I said quiet!” the officer barked.
Hours later, the officer checked in and smirked, “Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood.”
“Don’t count on it,” the man replied. “I’m the groom.”
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