Joke of the Day: A man suspects his wife is cheating on him, so he decides to come home early one day. He’s greeted at the door by his wife in a bathrobe, looking disheveled. “Where is he?” he demands. “Where’s the man who’s been sleeping with you?”
She denies it, saying, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Frustrated, the man searches the house and eventually spots a guy sitting in a Volkswagen outside. “That’s him,” he thinks. Enraged, he throws the refrigerator out the window, has a heart attack, and dies.
At the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asks, “Why are you here?” The man explains, “I came home early, saw my wife’s lover in the car, threw a refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.”
St. Peter frowns, pulls a lever, and says, “You don’t belong here. Go to hell.”
A few minutes later, another man approaches St. Peter. “What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks. The man replies, “I was just sitting in my Volkswagen when a refrigerator was thrown at me!”
St. Peter shakes his head, pulls the lever again, and says, “You go to hell too.”
A few moments later, another man shows up. “What brings you here?” St. Peter asks. The man scratches his head and says, “I don’t know. I was just sitting in this refrigerator…”
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