An old blind cowboy walks into a bar

 

A blind old cowboy stumbles into an all-girl biker bar, sits at the bar, and orders a Jack Daniels. After a while, he shouts, “Hey, do you ladies wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely quiet. A deep voice next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair you know five things: The bartender’s a blonde with a baseball bat. The bouncer’s a blonde with a billy club. I’m a 6-foot-tall blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman beside me is a blonde weightlifter, and the lady to your right is a blonde wrestler. Now, think about it, Cowboy… Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”

The cowboy pauses, then replies, “Nah, not if I have to explain it five times.”