A blonde wanted to earn some extra cash, so she offered to do odd jobs around a fancy neighborhood.
At the first house, the man says, “Sure, can you paint my porch? How much?”
“Fifty bucks,” she beams.
He hands her the paint and brushes, then goes inside. His wife whispers, “Does she even realize the porch wraps around the whole house?”
He chuckles, “She should—she’s standing on it.”
An hour later, she knocks, grinning. “All done! Gave it two coats and everything.”
The man is impressed and starts pulling out the money.
“Oh, and one more thing,” she adds. “It’s not a porch. It’s a Lexus.”
Meanwhile…
A blonde is swimming in a river. A guy walks by and asks, “What are you doing?”
“Washing my clothes,” she says.
He laughs, “Ever heard of a washing machine?”
She shrugs. “Yeah, but I kept getting dizzy inside the spin cycle.”
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